The Viagra challenge...

So I am watching yet another Viagra commercial. You know the one. The guy shopping with his wife. They go in and out of shops and then pass a nice little set of threads that prompts the new mr. stud to pull his wife in the store. That one. Yeah, right. Let's get to the softer side of this E. D. craze. Here's the dirty little secret. No man, and I mean *no* man is going to have problems getting it up with that woman. Ditto that Cialis commercial with the hot burnette. She starts off, "My man has E. D.". Well, then your man is gay. No two ways about it. Otherwise, he'd take one look at you and start pawing you like a lion paws his freshly killed wildebeest. Look, I know the tactic on the commercials. They are trying to make E. D. sufferers feel better. Here's Mr. Marlboro Man, he's married to Mrs. Supermodel and he sometimes his balloon goes flat and he needs a little extra air in it(and of, course, our pill will give that air to him). Well, no, he doesn't. We all know those women aren't married. If they were, there is no way they'd look like that. Every man knows that within 5 years of marriage, women double their weight and only take it off when they are cheating or getting ready to leave. I have *the* challenge for Viagra and Cialis. Let's get a real married woman. 5 and a half fee tall. 270 pounds. Needs to shave her face regularly. Keeps her hair in rollers. Wears those fluffy slippers and an oversized shirt around the house. Has one volume: loud. "Complains forcefully" about everything. Basically, the kind of woman who could walk into an adult theater and immediately make all the guys softer than Bob Dole before Viagra. Let's see Viagra and/or Cialis work on that. Then I'll be impressed. As it stands, having a supermodel say, now even my husband can get it up, just isn't believable. Of course, there is a general (and I do mean general) rule of thumb that you can follow: If he can't get it up, she's too fat. Simple. Ladies, want more sex from your man? Drop the cookies and get your butt to the gym. You'd be surprised how effective that is...